Badass Zombie Killers

This is a non-collectable card game of zombie apocalypse preparedness. It is the scene in every movie where the humans are trying to get whatever weapon they can to fight the zombie horde. You know what happens once the horde arrives. Zombies will be killed but who will be the most Badass Zombie Killer?

Each player will have a character that will grant them special abilities during the game. The goal of the game is to build the most badass weapon. Why just have a flamethrower when you can have a laser-guided, black market flamethrower-chuks? Or, if your opponent's weapon is a little too badass, you can make it pink to make it less so. The game ends once the zombie horde arrives.