Pimps and Hos

This is a humorous adult card game. Play 'John' cards on your girls to make money. The first player to earn $1500 wins the game. Beware, making money can be difficult. Other players can send your girls to jail. They can't make money until you bail them out. For some reason, this doesn't cost any money. If one of your girls fails a health exam, she is off the street. A clean bill of health brings her back. You can steal girls from other pimps or steal their Johns. You can get more girls too. This is a good thing, since each girl will only work for you four times.

Each John is described by a profession or some characteristic. For example there is a Gardener John, a British John, and a Rancher John. Each card describes what services he desires (with some interesting euphemisms), and how much he pays for a trick. Some Johns have favorites. These Johns will pay triple. The above Johns' favorites are the Garden Ho, the Tally Ho, and the Westward Ho.